Saturday, December 19, 2009

Happy News for sinners, the Hell is closed due to recession.Oil scarcity made closed the fry pans and you know?

more than 85% of the burnishers in :LAKE OF FIRE: have been retrenched, there was power-cut and the Man cutting machines are not functioning. PS: Hell requires suggestions from Sinners for Cheap and Best punishment ways. Reward would be exemption of punishment. Hurry.Happy News for sinners, the Hell is closed due to recession.Oil scarcity made closed the fry pans and you know?
I'm thinking geo-thermal reactors would work pretty well, considering how hot it must be in that fictitious place. Hell has engineers, right? They have Lawyers too, so they won't be infringing on any copyrights.Happy News for sinners, the Hell is closed due to recession.Oil scarcity made closed the fry pans and you know?
Since volcanoes have not stopped flowing I believe we can say with all certainty that Hell is still in business, the Bible says Hell will never get full,, so where ever you get your news from I would cancel that subscription. Jesus Christ is the only escape from the lake of fire, take some time and read the Gospel of John, it talks alot about Jesus and His life. It is the most important decision you will ever make, to believe or not believe, your future depends on it.
Sorry, nice try. Xenu will put everyone into a volcano and explode it with an atomic bomb.

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